Jun 22, 2016

A TALE OF THREE TUESDAYS

Spinster:
I slept, I went to the kidney doc,  and I stitched. 
 

Bosco:
My Aunt CJ gave me lots of cookies and I chased the chipmunk and I barked at the birds and I dranked water and tooted and then we went byebye in the car and I saw lots of dogs and cats and my special friend Miss Nekka cut my toenails and then we went to the McDonalds my very favorite and I had a cheeseburger with pickles but I couldn't play on the playground and I had a french fry but I don't like them and then I almost upchucked on the car seat and then I came home and watched cartoons and went to sleep.


Stewey:
My efforts to civilize this pathetic little family unit of mine go un-noticed and underappreciated.  After a quiet breakfast of tea and toast and a brief perusal of the Times, I set about trying to organize the day in a fashion befitting my inimitable sense of style.  I had hoped to book an appointment with my regular nail technician and sneak a mini facial and massage into the visit, but alas, we were relegated to attending what is uncharmingly called "Toenail Tuesdays" at the pet medical centre.  I found it extremely...undignified...all of that yapping and queueing like commoners.  And to be summarily hustled into a room and then chopped and dismissed without so much as a calming soak in a pedicure tub was just too much.  I indulged my little cousin with a brief trip through the local drive-through establishment, but would have surely preferred a lively little puttanesca and a whimsical Merlot instead of the "Happy Meal" that he wolfed down while bemoaning the lack of playtime in the monstrously colored plastic play space.  I checked on Mo-ther, snoring away in the big girl sleigh bed, donned a fresh smoking jacket, and settled in for a lovely evening with a novel and a little sherry before retiring.

21 comments:

  1. Love the colors you are using. Love the 3 different POV's on the days activities.

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  2. Night, night, Stewey....like the colors.

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  3. Coni, lovely colors. Hope the doctor's appointment went okay! Nice to read the points of view from Stewey and Bosco. Have a good day!

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  4. Oh Coni... you gave me a good laugh... thanks! Love the colors you are using...hope the doctor's appt was helpful...take care... happy stitching!

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  5. The colors on the new project are great!! You always are inspired and inspiring in the color choice department. Not to mention the rest of life The day from the points of view of Stewey and Bosco is hilarious. Tell Stewey not to complain: Max had to go to the groomer (no polish). It was a new groomer and Max thought he might come home bald. Thank goodness not this time. Take care....hope the dr's visit was positive...in a good way. Have a good rest.

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  6. I love your posts. They brighten my day! Take care.

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  7. The new color choices are lovely. Poor Stewey, poor Bosco... Their points of view are so different. Hopefully they can both accept the other for the unique pup person he is.

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  8. Same song. Second verse. Much, much better!!! Way more you and summer. Take care and kiss the pups for me. Bear & Lola love to hear from Master Stewey and Bosco.

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  9. Oh, the life of dogs......
    Love your new colors, very calming.

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  10. Love the new colors! Stewey and Bosco are adorable :) Love reading your blog.

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  11. Bingo! The new colors are summer in threads. And your adorable pups are starting to win me over to the dog POV, rather than my usual fervent cat worship!

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  12. Love the teals! Love the dog's points of view, too :)

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  13. Wow! What a different tale from 3 points of view. Love your new color choices. :) Sending more prayers. Cathryn

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  14. I needed a wonderful laugh today...thank you!

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  16. Bosco is a hoot! Love, love, love the colorway you chose! Love you too, Stewey. Take care of mother.

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  17. Bosco is a hoot! Love, love, love the colorway you chose! Love you too, Stewey. Take care of mother.

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  18. Gorgeous colors. Good choice!

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  19. That was hilarious!! I hope Bosco can share his thoughts with us again. And you wip looks wonderful!

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  20. Truly entertaining and had me giggling! Always love hearing from Bosco and Stewey!

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