SPINSTER STITCHER
The almost true exploits of an intrepid spinster and her stitching...and all of the things that make up her crazy, happy, quiet little life.
Oct 21, 2026
CRISIS AVERTED...AND A FEE NEE!
LEVEL ONE EMERGENCY...OF THE DAMN GOOD KIND
Dearies, we have a SITUATION. I awoke at the heiney crack of dawn after sleeping about eleven minutes, and discovered the most horrifying scene a portly French Roast addicted Spinster could possibly imagine.
Oh. Dear.
Oct 20, 2026
SPINSTER STITCHER WEATHER BLISS
Dearies, can we talk about the weather for a minute? I don't know if it's just me being me, or if anybody around these here parts will agree with me, but our weather has been positively GLORIOUS. The hours of the day that I am awake (anywhere from 9am to God knows whenever), have been full of perfect blue skies with puffy white clouds and the most beautiful low-humidity fresh cool air imaginable.
Oh, what a beautiful Fall we're having, and it looks like the next ten days will bring more of the same, so I am going to do everything I can to get out and enjoy it. Maybe a trip to campus? Maybe a survey of the garage...that is stacked to the ceiling with the entire contents of Chez Spinster and needs to be PURGED. (Nine years has got to be long enough to get over it, no?)
I'm coloring one page a day in my Still&Slow book and enjoying it very very much. I was otherwise occupied with trying to be a living, breathing, functional human today, so I've just finished today's page late, and now I'm too tired to stitch.
No matter. That's what tomorrow's for...right?
Oct 19, 2026
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME...🫤
Well, Dearies, another ride in an ambulance yesterday to the ER. ☹️ Violent chills and what I thought was shock turned out to be dehydration and just me being a condominium with two tenants that occasionally do not get along. Louie can be boisterous, unpredictable, and a chaos agent, while BellyBean just wants to do his thing and quietly go about the business of keeping me alive.
I am home and feeling much better. Yes, Betty, I am following all instructions and drinking water and doing all the things, but...It's complicated being me.
No need to fret or worry. Coloring, stitching, and reading continue, and with a little luck I might have a FeeNee to share shortly! Only the bottom border to go on Grateful Heart:
Cheers to a new week ahead, Dearies! What's new in your corner of the world, and where does everybody know YOUR name? Come tell me all about it!
Oct 17, 2026
PRE-GAME...SPINSTER STYLE
I woke up late with my face in the sun, and a beautiful cool breeze coming through the open window. Were it not for the fact that I was ready for some damn good, I'd still be there dozing under the snoozy blanket, Dearies!
Notre Dame plays BYU tonight, and the ESPN shenangins have already started out there in Provo, so while they do their thing on the TeeVee, I'm looking forward to yet another slow and quiet afternoon of coloring and stitching.
My hope is that you, too, can have a purely blissful day. What's on your pre-game agenda? Come tell me all about it!
Oct 14, 2026
MORE SPINSTER BLISS
Oct 13, 2026
AFTERNOON SPINSTER BLISS
A cold brew, my vat of ice water, and a gorgeous blueberry scone that my JB surprised me with in yesterday's grocery run!
I. Love. Scones.
Happy Tuesday, Dearies!
Oct 11, 2026
Oct 9, 2026
FRIDAY SPINSTER BLISS
It's currently 57 degrees outside and cloudy, and I'm happily ensconced in the big grey chair for the duration, Dearies. Rich has just left for campus, where he will be until the late hours, so I am left without adult supervision.
Gird your loins!
I've got stitching, coloring, reading...both novel and news...and the Snoopy robe firmly in place, as well as my damn good, a vat of water, and the thoughts of scrambled eggs a little bit later.
(And there may or may not be an English muffin involved.)
It's Spinster Bliss Day here in Hoosierville! What day is it where you are?
Oct 7, 2026
SPINSTER...WE HAVE A PLAN
Oct 1, 2026
Sep 30, 2026
Sep 28, 2026
DAMNIT GUMBY
Sep 12, 2026
ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN!
Sep 11, 2026
WELCOME TO THE FOUR SEASONS...SPINSTER STITCHER STYLE
In the hospital with what we think is a Crohn's flare gone awry. I came to the Boogie ER on Wednesday night (a small standalone facility a minute away from CS2) and after 15 hours there they admitted me to their five-bed inpatient hospital right here in the same building.
(No, Betty, this isn't me neing a princess and spending a billion dollars to have room service. This is the same hospital that did my Louie surgery...just not the main one downtown that didn't have one single bed.)
(So bite me. I'm sick.)
I was feeling pretty poorly Wednesday morning and then got hit with the worst chills you can imagine, and then spiked a fever super fast. One car ride later and I'm hooked up to iv antibiotics, drinking enough ice water to float a barge, and under quarantine until they get all of the cultures back.
Ick.
But the BellyBean is clocking in with numbers indicating he's OK, and Louie is taking a clear liquid gut rest like a little champ and has only farted once in front of a nurse.
Alas, no stitching...but once my head clears a bit and I am feeling less like death I'll get back to it, I promise!
JB is doing his thing, and I have made him promise me to stay calm and do his thing. He feels bad that he's not here in a gown, mask, gloves, and whatever else crazy getup you need...but I'm just happy he's not im the visitor chair looking like he's going to pass out.
Of all the people in the world a super-phonic white coat symdrome sufferer gets stuck with...and it's me.
Talk amongst yourselves, Dearies. I'll be here with my iv pole doing my thing for a bit!!
Cheers!
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SATURDAY
Aug 27, 2026
THINGS THAT ARE MAKING ME STUPID-HAPPY ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON IN HOOSIERVILLE
64oz insulated container that keeps ice water cold all day. (I drink about four of these daily!)
A re-chargeable tabletop fan for when I get overheated or just need to feel air on my face.
(Peeking from the back of the fan) Sage and Citrus Yankee Candle that I light when stitching.
My latest stitchy project in its little bag with everything I need at my fingertips.
A riveting Classic that has me looking forward to my reading time.
(Not pictured) A pasta salad that will be fantastic this weekend with grilled chicken.

















































