Jun 24, 2009

A NOTE FROM MASTER STEWEY ANGUS WILLOWSWAMP HIS VERY LITTLE SELF

My mom can't come to the blog right now. I sent her to her room and told her to think about what a giant beastie she's been the last three days. Once she decides that she can act like a lady and stop stomping about the house in her bike shorts and t-shirt, we'll hear from her. Until then....you're stuck with me.

I don't have many new and exciting things to report, I'm afraid. The weather here in Hoosierville has been very hot and muggy, so the old lady and I try to lay low until it passes. We did make it outside for a few minutes yesterday to sprinkle some water on the garden, but the icks got the better of us and we headed right back into the air conditioning.

Mommie Dearest has not put one stitch in anything for two days now! I suspect that this is the source of her mood, so I am going to head up to the studio to rummage through things for a new project for her. At first I thought it was just a temporary slump, but if she doesn't come out of it today, I might have to call the Authority. (That would be my Aunt Chrissy).

Well, kids, I hope that you are all well and safe and dry wherever you are. I also hope that you are having a better stitchy time of it than 'ole what's her name over here.

Don't worry....she'll be back to rights soon and we'll have pics of her progress. I can just feel it in my tiny little bones!

Ciao!
Stewey

11 comments:

  1. Well, Stewey, take care of your mom and find a great piece for her to stitch. When the weather is icky (it's like that here in Michigan), you almost don't want to stitch. And I didn't have time to comment on the previous post regarding the rant, but I agree with your mom totally. Probably why you would have to strap me to a chair and give me drugs to watch those crazy reality shows.

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  2. Tell mom it's OK to not feel like stitching for a few days or to not feel like doing anything for a few days!

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  3. hello there Stewart! I haven't had a pleasure to have met you face to face but feel like you are also a friend. We should remedy that someday. Anyway give your mother my best and tell her we would love to see her here at HOS!

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  4. I don't know about you - but sometimes a bit of stitchy stash shopping does the trick for my doldrums......

    I'm just sayin'.......

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  5. Stitching slumps are normal, especially in the summer months. Tell your mommy to relax, and inspiration will come to her!

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  6. Stewey, try and find a little Christmas design for your Mom to stitch on. That will bring some coolness to her and make her feel better. The thought of snow and the white outs, the closing of I-65 and all the other fun stuff in Hoosierville in the winter should make the heat a little more bearable. And when you get ice for yourself, get her a glass of ice water, too.

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  7. Stewey, I am sure you will get your Mom back on the straight and narrow. We are all a little grumpy with this heat. Sitting in the AC just stitching last night helped me, sure it will help your Mom too. Stay cool, CJ ok;-)

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  8. Oh, Stewey, you're such a good boy for helping your mom. Hope she's feeling more like herself soon.

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  9. Well Stewey, did you manage to find your Mom a nice new project to start on? It's slump-o-rama here as well. You wouldn't be able to come and cheer me up and find me a nice new little something to stitch, would you?

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  10. I hope you found something suitable for your mommie to stitch which will cheer her! Look forward to seeing some progress soon.

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  11. Awww, don't be too hard on your mom, Stewey. We all need a grump break now and again.

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