No red or purple.
No milk or cream.
Guess who scheduled her annual colonoscopy for the day after Memorial Day? Today is prep day, which means a whole lot of...well...my delicate sensibilities prohibit me from explaining further, but tomorrow we'll have the whole picture.
Inside and out.
My maternal grandmother and mother both died of metastatic colon cancer, my dear Dad had Crohn's, I have Crohn's, and I am over 50. So an annual colonoscopy isn't so much of an inconvenience as it is a life saver.
Besides...I read somewhere that Gweneth Paltrow pays tens of thousands of dollars to go to a spa somewhere for organic coffee heiney treatments to "cleanse" herself, so I figure if it's good enough for Gweneth, it's good enough for me.
So carry on, Dearies. I'm heading to chair time later this morning, and then think I'll come home to a dip in the pool and some stitching. If you are here in the U.S. and have a three day weekend...enjoy and come tell me all about it!