Oct 10, 2011

I WONDER IF SHE MAKES HOUSE CALLS?

I finished the witch mo-teef last night and marveled at her tiny little waist. What do you suppose her secret is? Do you think that once she hops off the broomstick, she heads straight for Pilates? Is it a magic potion? A cream? A hex that she puts on everybody so that they will see her as a tiny little blonde triathlete instead of a zaftig brunette spinster in desperate need of an eyebrow wax?

Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it doesn't include grilled pierogi and kielbasa chased with a vat of dietCoke and half a rootbeer bundt cake.

Ugh.

Off to the laundry room! If I'm going to be miserable, I might as well do it in comfortable clothes.

Happy Columbus Day/Canadian Thanksgiving/10-10 Holiday all!

12 comments:

  1. Just wanted to stop by and thank you for my smile of the day. I really enjoy your posts and look forward to the latest adventures. You have a talent for writing. I don't always comment but trust me, I always read.
    Thank you.
    Kathy

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  2. I kinda want to know how come her rear end isn't hanging over her broomstick! What's the secret?

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  3. Sweat pants hide a multitude of sins! Well, maybe not, but they make getting in them easier than jeans!

    It has to be a hex - she can't be that skinny.

    sorry ND won last weekend - I thought of you as I saw the score!

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  4. Great stitching!! I'm sure she has cast a spell so we all see her as gorgeous and slim! lol...

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  5. Funny girl! She is awfully skinny!

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  6. Would it be cruel to add a few lbs with extra stitches.....

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  7. Your stitching looks good, but the witch looks a little anorexic!

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  8. LOL Coni!!! I do love this piece though!

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  9. She chases and herds her cats when not on her broom. That's my guess.

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  10. I applaud your stick to it ness - mine hasn't yet been started, and now will probably not get done for this year - what do I mean "probably"???? On to snowflakes and such.

    Colleen

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  11. New word...I had to look up Zaftig!
    I kind of like it, so from now on I will be zaftig not full figured.

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  12. I hear bats wings are super low in calories, although eye of newt is a little tastier...but loaded with cholesterol.

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