Oct 10, 2011

I WONDER IF SHE MAKES HOUSE CALLS?

I finished the witch mo-teef last night and marveled at her tiny little waist. What do you suppose her secret is? Do you think that once she hops off the broomstick, she heads straight for Pilates? Is it a magic potion? A cream? A hex that she puts on everybody so that they will see her as a tiny little blonde triathlete instead of a zaftig brunette spinster in desperate need of an eyebrow wax?

Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it doesn't include grilled pierogi and kielbasa chased with a vat of dietCoke and half a rootbeer bundt cake.

Ugh.

Off to the laundry room! If I'm going to be miserable, I might as well do it in comfortable clothes.

Happy Columbus Day/Canadian Thanksgiving/10-10 Holiday all!
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12 comments:

  1. Kathy A.October 10, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    Just wanted to stop by and thank you for my smile of the day. I really enjoy your posts and look forward to the latest adventures. You have a talent for writing. I don't always comment but trust me, I always read.
    Thank you.
    Kathy

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  2. Jackie's StitchesOctober 10, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    I kinda want to know how come her rear end isn't hanging over her broomstick! What's the secret?

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  3. DeniseOctober 10, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    Sweat pants hide a multitude of sins! Well, maybe not, but they make getting in them easier than jeans!

    It has to be a hex - she can't be that skinny.

    sorry ND won last weekend - I thought of you as I saw the score!

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  4. LanaOctober 10, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    Great stitching!! I'm sure she has cast a spell so we all see her as gorgeous and slim! lol...

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  5. ChrisOctober 10, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    Funny girl! She is awfully skinny!

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  6. BethOctober 10, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    Would it be cruel to add a few lbs with extra stitches.....

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  7. UnknownOctober 11, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Your stitching looks good, but the witch looks a little anorexic!

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  8. JodieOctober 11, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    LOL Coni!!! I do love this piece though!

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  9. UnknownOctober 12, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    She chases and herds her cats when not on her broom. That's my guess.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    I applaud your stick to it ness - mine hasn't yet been started, and now will probably not get done for this year - what do I mean "probably"???? On to snowflakes and such.

    Colleen

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  11. JoobeeOctober 12, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    New word...I had to look up Zaftig!
    I kind of like it, so from now on I will be zaftig not full figured.

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  12. VanessaOctober 14, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    I hear bats wings are super low in calories, although eye of newt is a little tastier...but loaded with cholesterol.

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