Now what do you suppose greeted me as I checked my comments?
Yup. You guessed it.
Silly, stupid ass, porn all dressed up in the form of a comment right here on this here blog. You might not have seen it if you just scanned through the comments, and I'm pretty sure that absolutely nobody but me really reads them, but I still can't believe that somebody out there has the unmitigated gaul to create some bloody computer program that has the ability to assault a poor unsuspecting spinster with their crapola.
(If you read the comments and clicked on that mess and were offended in any way, I am truly sorry and promise you that I will get to the bottom of it and fix the little red wagon of the person who did it. I swear. As God is my witness.)
Now please understand that I am NOT going to have anything to say on the general porn subject. As far as I'm concerned...to each his own, as long as "his own" is locked in a room with the curtains drawn and not an animal, child, or old person within an eighteen mile radius of his filthy little brain. But Geeze Louise! Give me a freakin' break already! Do you REALLY mean to tell me that there aren't ENOUGH outlets on the Internets for you to get your little freak on without HACKING INTO A STITCHING BLOG!?
Bad form, I say! Now straighten up out there, or I will hunt you down and give you something to get excited about! (Yeah, I'm talking to you....you twisted, wretched, sophmoric, pushy little JackAss! You!)
Ahhhh, all better now.
I started AmyBear's "Fascination" last evening and managed to complete a total of four squares before calling it a night. Hmmmm. Four down, three hundred ninety six to go!
This is a really fun piece to stitch, but I can tell that this is going to take a lot longer than the fifteen minutes I had previously thought it would. Phooey.
So Stewey and I are off to the back yard to build a snowman. I have been promising that we would do so for the last two weeks, so today I figured I have better make good or suffer the consequences. He's been rather patient all morning, and I don't think we've had any peeing on drapes as of yet, so methinks we're making progress for a Tuesday. Damn dog.
I hope that you're having a simply lovely day and that you'll stitch something fabulous! Woo Hoo!