Apr 9, 2009

NEW FRIENDS

My mom can't come to the blog right now. I've grounded her from the computer until she gets this house into some form of order and does something with her hair other than stick it on top of her head in a plastic clip. Would it KILL her to put on a little lipstick for cryin' out loud? I've hinted as much as I can, and I've snipped out every article there is on taking care of "mature skin", but she doesn't seem to be getting the hint. Let's face it kids....a natural beauty, she's not.

These are my new friends, Beatrice and Eugene. They moved in about a week ago and we've had a few cocktails together. I'm pretty sure Beatrice is expecting, since she seems to be spending a lot of time fixing up a nursery. As for Eugene, he's OK, but we really don't have too much to say to one another. He's into motorsports and tools. I'm into Eddie Izzard and a damn good sherry.

Life here at Chez Spinster continues as always....me peeing on everything in sight and mom pretending not to notice. Every now and then my Aunt Chrissy will come over and give me a disgusted look, and my pesky cousin Bosco tries to play with me. He hasn't figured out yet that although I am a connoisseur of "ball", it must only be played under strict European rules on a suitable court. Besides, my play clothes are all at the dry cleaners, and I refuse to muss my smoking jacket and cravat.

I suppose I'd better run. I've got a mani pedi at 4, and it takes me more than a few minutes to pedal my tricycle to PetSmart. I'd take the car, but the last time I did that I thought the old lady was going to have a stroke. So for now, I'm just going to have to get around the old fashioned way. Oh well, I suppose that it's better for the environment and I can pretend that I'm green chic'.

Stay tuned. I promise she'll write soon if she smartens up. In the meantime...ciao!

With much love,
Master Stewey Angus Willowswamp His Very Little Self

13 comments:

  1. Good to hear from you again. Stewey. Take care of Momma...she needs your "help"!

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  2. Stewey - your friends look "just ducky"...

    Have a great weekend!

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  3. Stewey, good to read about what's new in your world.

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  4. Love your new friends, Stewey :-)

    Pierrette =^..^=

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  5. good to see you post Stewey,your friends are cute. Give your mom a break. Women all need down time.

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  6. Just love Bea and E! Hope you're not too snippy with them, Stewey.

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  7. How lucky you are to have new neighbors Stewey. Maybe you'll be invited to the housewarming. What will you bring as a gift? Something you haven't peed upon I trust.

    I seem to remember a pesky squirrel that tried to move in too, you didn't seem to like him at all. Didn't it have a skin problem? I hope B & E are more suitable neighbors. After all you are a Master and can't be too careful.

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  8. Stewie, be kind to your mum...remember she keeps you in the style you have become accustomed to! Wishing you both a safe and happy Easter.

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  9. My, my, my. I thought my Raven had an attitude. Stewey, you be nice to Mom!

    Happy Easter All!

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  10. Stewey - I have seen Eddie Izzard live on stage in London and he was so funny he made me cry with laughter - - quite a few times! I´m so glad you have impeccable taste (which I had always assumed from your clever postings anyway). Now play nicely with your new friends :)

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  11. Chill Stewey ... we ladies often have hair issues. The secret is to find that special person who seems to know how to take what we have & make us fabulous!

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  12. Happy Easter Stewey - I hope you get lots of chocolate eggs - the proper type for doggies - I know you can't eat awful human chocolate! Look after your mom!

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  13. happy Easter to everyone Chez Spinster!

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