I came home to a rather unpleasant "situation" today. My puppy tot nephew, Bosco, has apparently retained an attorney and is suing my big fat white heiney over my recent post....
I herewith attach a copy of the letter for your perusal.
(And yes, Aunt Chrissy and I REALLLLLY need to get a life.)
Law Office of Sniff-em, Poop-em and Pee-em
53920 East Park Ave.
New York, New York, 51126
Constance J. Rich
AKA: Aunt C.J.
RE: Bosco Oliver Willowswamp Rich
Blog Post of July 13, 2010 and posting of picture
Dear Ms. Rich:
Bosco Oliver Willowswamp Rich has retained this law firm to represent him in a dispute he wishes to discuss with you regarding your Spinster Stitcher Blog post, dated July 13, 2010.
The picture posted on your site was taken without our client’s knowledge. Mr. Bosco feels that it depicts him in an unflattering pose and he is concerned with his on-going web image. He is rather concerned that his ‘money maker’ was not properly positioned for optimal viewing.
Although he is rather flattered that you choose to include him in your blog post, in the future he would like to be able to discuss any posing, lighting and possible eyes closed issues.
Mr. Bosco would also like to be included in all past and future profits for his image posted on your site. His remit address for payments is XXXXXXXXXX.
Finally Mr. Bosco would like to extend his greatest love and appreciation for his ‘Aunt C.J.’ and would like to humbly thank you for including him on your Spinster Stitcher Blog.
Jack T. Flying-Monkeys, P.C.