(I am, after all, a portly spinster of a certain age and rotundity that requires a precise level of "covering that mess up", thus an immediate veto of the tube top and Daisy Duke option.)
So I trecked to the bookstore to obtain a Game Day shirt. I figured it was about time that I have a piece of Notre Dame apparel that didn't come from the back of my closet and was originally purchased in 1982.
I grabbed a ladies' 2X...the biggest they had...and got the heck out of there.
Now, it's no secret that I am a big girl. As a matter of fact, despite my recent weight loss attempts,
I remain seriously overweight, but I've made progress and continue to do so. And, throughout this journey, I have experienced the realization that my clothing options are more in the 1X-2X range now rather than the 5X-6X range that they were when I started. As a matter of fact, most things that I think are going to be entirely too small are now within my realm of possibility now.
But this 2X?
This 2X wouldn't fit Stewey with two hands, a tub of butter, and several sharp tugs.
My self esteem is in the gutter now, and I have to go get dressed.
Spinster Stitcher t-shirt and Mom capris it is!
Pray for me, Dearies. This is going to be a very long day...