No less than 174 of you noticed that my blog posts containing every detail of my Spinster romance have been removed and that I have studiously avoided the topic for a whole 48 hours now.
As much as I would love to tell you that this is the result of some catastrophic break-up and I am now awoman scorned and looking for a bunny to boil, the truth is that Stewey (in the form of a dream/vision) is to blame.
There he was...smelling of baby shampoo and tsk-tsking over his evening sherry.
"Mo-ther. While I am somewhat comforted by the idea that you are not left to your own devices down there, I need to remind you that your real life is not a romantic comedy and you look nothing like Meg Ryan. And, although I highly approve of your new addition of a mate, you...my dear...are not a character in some crazy performance. You are a real live person who has now decided to have a full blown relationship with another real live person. And, while I completely understand that your daily drivel is your way of engaging with the world and it literally and figuratively saved your life, you should keep at least one small detail of your new life between you and your new beaux. I suspect that he is just too damn polite to say so, but you blathering every detail of this to the world (or the seven people who read your blog) is indeed a very serious violation of what should be private and personal between you."
With that, he whipped out a large manilla folder from his little valise and reminded me that things become a lot less fun once the lawyers get involved. (You might remember that Stewey employed an entire team of legal professionals and public relations specialists to keep my shenanagins at bay, and this folder and its contents reminded me of that fact.)
So, dear friends. My Jersey Boy is still here. He has not broken my heart and continues to be my dream come true in every way. But, if you'll allow, I'm going to get back to the business of stitching and bumble-clucking my way through my quiet little life and sharing THAT with you, while keeping "Rich and Coni Happily Ever After" to myself.
But I promise you...the very minute something catastrophic or wonderful happens you will all be the first to know.
Here's something to add!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention the fact that your new "beau" left behind his girlfriend, kids, grandkids, and life behind without so much as a goodbye. But, once a side piece, always a side piece, am I right?
Hopefully you enjoy the Disney vacation the two of you robbed his grandkids of. Oh, and the thousands of dollars your "Jersey boy" owes everyone back home.
Hope you both enjoy your miserable, disastrous, sad life together!
Oh, and don't bother deleting the comment, because I'll just keep reposting!
No news is good news will be my assumption from here on in! Very happy for your happiness.
ReplyDeleteUnder Options in the right hand column of the post's draft page, there is an option to not allow comments, or hide them from readers. These choices apply to each post individually. Have a good night girl!
ReplyDeleteWow. I think I'm going to step away from the conversation!
ReplyDeleteKnow that I'm sending you beautiful healthy thoughts to you, as always,
Luv
MaryO1230 🌻🌼🌷🌻⚘🌹
Coni - Have a wonderful life and ignore the trolls. I too am sending happy and healthy thoughts your way.
ReplyDeleteGood grief! I guessed I missed something being busy and off the blogs...blissfully ignorant hugs :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for explaining or else I would worry. Best of luck to both of you.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear Jersey Boy is still around. I still would like the daily updates...I love hearing romantic stories! Still, I can understand the need for privacy.
ReplyDeleteCarolyn
You can let us know if he accompanies you to your various appts. Or does other various things that your friends would do. You have mentioned your stitching friends before and it would be normal to mention him in that way. Let us use our imagination for the rest.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the companionship and see where it goes.
As happy as we all are for you, Stewey, is once again, absolutely right. A little mystery is always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteSandra in Texas (no more 4 Season remarks). :+}
I think the secret is to do what makes you feel most comfortable - it's a good rule of thumb.
ReplyDeleteUnderstood. Glad you dumped the trolls. Just be happy......
ReplyDeletePrayers continue.
Coni, thinking of you. You do what you need to do. You can also set your blog for comment moderation if the negative bunch continue to spin out of control.
ReplyDeleteI'm just happy that you are happy. Share what you think is right and continue to enjoy every moment.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you decide, Coni. We're here to support and love YOU. ♥♥♥ Love, hugs and prayers, Cathryn
ReplyDeleteGlad things are well and wonderful and I do not blame you a bit for keeping something so special private and your own. I do the same on my blog :) Also happy to hear Stewey is still looking out for you xo
ReplyDeleteoh gosh, I sure hope this is just a sicko who loves to upset people for kicks and not "the real deal".
ReplyDeleteLinda Shisler (had to sign in as anonymous as I am at work
I certainly hope that there is a way for Coni to remove comments......that's all I will say about that!
ReplyDeleteGood for you Coni, and we understand completely. Sometimes we just bubble over with such joy we can't contain it so we have to share with friends. Keep stitchin'!
ReplyDeleteStewey continues to impart his wisdom!!!
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