You, too can have polka dots on your toes. It's a very very complicated procedure, but if you're willing to brave it, the end result is worth it, I promise.
Step 1: Go find a bobby pin. (I think these are also called hair pins. You know...the things that you use to hold errant bangs out of the way or, if you're like me, the things that your mom used to put all over your head at night with little pin curls tucked into.)
Step 2: Open/straighten the pin.
Step 3: Dip it in the polish color that you want for the polka dots. (I put a blob or two onto a flat piece of plastic to make it easier.)
Step 4: Make polka dots on your toes.
Yup. You got it. Do it yourself fabulousness right there, kids. I do my nails myself because a) I enjoy doing it and b) it's a test to see if I can still actually reach my toes, but any qualified toenail professional can bling you right up.
I always like the idea of something crazy/whimsical/fancy on my toes since I am the only one that sees them and think of them as the equivalent if a racy pair of red underpants under a conservative and sensible black suit. Crazy, I know, but it's about as wild as this old gal is able to get. Visions of a motorcycle, a Stewey tattoo, and a boyfriend named Jeffrey Dean will just have to wait until I'm a little older. For now, I've got other stuff for my polka dots to be doing.
OK, heading back to the big girl sleigh bed now. I got up to get a damn good cup of coffee and check emails, but methinks I need to go finish sleeping.
Happy Thursday, dearies! Do something fabulous and come tell me all about it!