(You do realize that not very long ago that would have been a most inappropriate question to ask polite society, no? I mean, come on. Who would have imagined that one day I would be sitting in the Happy Chair asking the stitchy world if it had ever Googled itself.)
(A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste.)
So there I was, minding my own business, when I got the bright idea to see what would happen if I entered my name into this silly contraption.
Most of the images were benign. A few of them were even vaguely related to me.
But then, right there in the middle of all of the stitchy things and Stewey things and general crazy spinster related things was this:
For the record, that is not me. While the upper half of this lovely lady does indeed resemble Yours Truly, my lower half has NEVER been that thin. And while I totally applaud her choice of the pink tee, I don't actually own a pair of proper going out in public trousers, which these seem to be. Add several dozen pounds to her heiney and slap a pair of eighteen year old sweatpants on her, and then I can understand the confusion.
Oh, and I think that might be a Walmart deli counter, and I have never been to a Walmart deli counter thankyouverymuch. I buy Stewey's Virginia ham from the qualified slicing professionals at Martins Supermarkets and Martins Supermarkets only or he spits out his morning pill in the most inconvenient places (like the bath mat or in the nether regions of the dining room).
If you are, however, still interested in seeing what I really do look like from the behind, allow me to present the Official Spinster Stitcher Portrait Of Immense Accuracy and Discernment:
Stewey informs me that this will conclude my little excursion onto the information superhighway, so I will say good night and get back to my coloring book.
I hope you had a wonderful Monday and that your Tuesday is fabulous!
Love the cute little red thong. You don't even need the 18-year-old sweat pants. But, either look works.
ReplyDeleteNot fair! Now I have to go and google myself ...
ReplyDeleteNot fair! Now I have to go and google myself ...
ReplyDeleteOh Coni, what a post to miss. I was at the hospital yesterday with DH. We are home today and he is recovering - not to worry. But wow!. ;) Good thing I didn't have a mouth full of coffee on that last pic. ;) Hugs, Cathryn
ReplyDeleteOh my! Thanks for the laugh. Lovely red thong but I pictured you with much more hair on the top of your head. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning chuckle.
ReplyDeleteI think you should have included a spew alert! Thank you so much for the chuckle this morning! Have a wonderful day and enjoy your coloring book.
ReplyDeleteRobin in Virginia
Thanks for the Tuesday morning laugh-a-thon! Have a wonderful stitching and coloring day. :)
ReplyDeleteCarolyn
Well they say everyone has their 15 minutes of fame...
ReplyDeleteSomehow I missed the spew alert. Wiping iced tea off my monitor. Toooooooooo funny! Thanks for the giggles!
ReplyDeleteI too thought you had more hair on your head, but the thong is nice. I do like how you have upgrade the old homestead! :-)
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! Have a great week!
ReplyDeleteOh Coni...thanks for the giggle today!
ReplyDeleteOh Coni...thanks for the giggle today!
ReplyDeleteOMG! You should have started out with a spew warning. I was drinking my coffee while reading this and almost lost a mouthful of it. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThank you Stewey, give mommy another cup of tea and turn to the next page in that coloring book. Love the thong!
ReplyDeleteWhat a bizarre photo! What is she wearing to get that shape?
ReplyDeletewhat a lovely image. it is just as well the selfie is from the front not the back. i love your comments and hope that the stitching comes back.
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