The almost true exploits of an intrepid spinster and her stitching...and all of the things that make up her crazy, happy, quiet little life.
May 12, 2015
THOUGHTS ON TURNING TEN, BY MASTER STEWEY ANGUS WILLOWSWAMP, HIS VERY
So far, it's a lot like turning nine. Mo-ther has promised tea and toast in the big girl sleigh bed for the morning, but I'm not optimistic that her efforts to satisfy me will be entirely successful. Oh well, I suppose that I will give the old gal points for trying.
Now that I'm ten does this mean I neèd to stop peeing on the ottoman?