Does anybody have a six year old that they can loan me for a few days? Apparently, that's what it's going to take for me to figure out how to use this contraption.
If you've sent me an email in the last several months and I have not responded to you, please do write again. My firstname.lastname@example.org account went bye bye for a while and for the life of me I can't find stuff from August 2013 until now.
Stewey thinks it's time to allow his personal secretary, Nigel, to give it a go, but methinks I'd be wise not to open THAT particular can of worms. I mean, after all, the poor fellow is having a hard enough time catering to the whims of You Know Who and his propensity for pointing out that finding a classically trained British butler was hard enough without me messing about with it all.