The spinster regrets she's unable to lunch today....she's en route to Monaco to retrieve her little dog from the Monte Carlo pokey. Although details are sketchy, it would appear that the little dog has gotten himself in trouble with authorities after an incident in which he called a casino employee a "ham-fisted gorilla" for stacking his baccarat chips incorrectly and for serving him an inferior vintage of champagne.
Happy Spring!
I know you are distressed Coni. How embarrassing. However, I suggest Stewey will have those Monaco cops "eating out of his paws" by the time you arrive. BTW how much did he win?
ReplyDeleteOh Stewey, you're going to get a bad reputation at the other casinos. Word is that there were several giggling long legged greyhounds, afghans, and a couple of poodles in your posse.
ReplyDeleteStewey leads such an exciting life!
ReplyDeleteBad Boy Bad Boy Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
ReplyDeleteTake plenty of bribe money
Okay, Stewey! I think I once knew that same dealer..... smarmy guy! At least you called your MOther to come bail you out. I hope she returns with a nice tan, too!
ReplyDeleteYour Friend,
Barb in Syracuse
Dear Coni- Given that you just cost me money (because I HAD to look up Threedles because I just LOVED "A Different View" on your last post and then absolutely HAD to have "Cat Eyes"), I say what comes around goes around....If you didn't write such a clever and funny blog, I wouldn't read it like a JDM obsession and then you wouldn't do "those" dances that drive Stewey to need a no-bones-barred, party like it's 1999 vacation.
ReplyDeleteIf only you liked Sudoku instead.
Sal
And well he should be offended! The very idea! I tell you the uncouth among us will try to get away with ANYTHING these days. Stick to your guns, Stewey!
ReplyDeletetee hee!
ReplyDeleteEven outside the US of A there still should be standards. Hooray for you Stewey.
ReplyDeleteFrom Minnie's dog Bud
Stewey. Go for it, Big Dog! Even if Mother has to take a first-class ride to Monaco! Hold tight Big Guy, it make a two or three days for Mother to get off the big-ship, relax and acquire her energies to rescue you. None-the-less, she will be there for you. Me and the Yorkies are standing by you. TP
ReplyDeleteSS & Stewey.... PLEASE come back..... We miss you!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove from CO-
Sally & The Mooses :-)
Please do save him. I would be devastated to hear that something bad happened to him and we couldn't read his posts anymore.
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