Welcome back to prime time coverage of the Spinster Stitcher Stitching Olympics. I'm your host, Stewey Willowswamp, coming to you live from Happy Chair Stadium.
Well, it's been a rough week for our competitor. Project selection and preparation went smoothly, but in the initial time trials, she faltered, stumbled, tripped, and then fell face first:
What can I say, folks? The sheer disappointment of such a meagre attempt ths far has made our contender, the crowd, and the judges very restless.
Fortunately, coaches were called in and a plan was assembled:
Obviously, this blueprint should have been in place well before the Opening Ceremonies, but it would seem that our contender was more interested in eating Trisha Yearwood's Charleston Cheese Dip than she was concerned with training. A costly, costly mistake indeed.
As our next week of competition begins, we'll see if our stitch-lete can overcome such a huge obstacle, gain momentum, and finish with some modicum of dignity. It will be difficult, to be sure, but a chance of Olympic gold should provide the necessary motivation to push forward.
Until then, I bid you a good evening. Please join us again soon on this channel for full coverage. Thank you for watching. Good night.
I like your blueprint.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting you can make it to the finish line! Have fun!
ReplyDeleteYour commentating is right on point!
ReplyDeleteThere is no shame in a Bronze medal !
ReplyDeleteHow do I follow your blog? I can't see a "follow" button anywhere. Perhaps I'm just distracted by all of your beautiful work, but I want to see updates when you post them.
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Coni, awh. I am sorry you had to rip out so much. I hope this week goes better.
ReplyDeleteConi, you make my day every time you blog!!
ReplyDeleteStewie, your reporting shows an inherent acumen that few possess! Keep up the good work all I seem to catch on the Olympics is curling!
ReplyDeleteStitch-lete! I love it!
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