Mar 3, 2009

STEWEY AND THE SQUIRREL, ROUND ONE

What looks to be a scene from West Side Story is actually the ruckus that's been going on at the back door all morning. At first I played along and opened the door every five minutes so that Stewey could chase the poor thing out into the yard, but then I realized that I am a GROWN-A** WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED TO GET INVOLVED IN PLAYGROUND POLITICS ON A PERFECTLY LOVELY TUESDAY!

Stewey is not normally known for his "manliness", and I'm surprised that he hasn't turned around and said "Mo-ther. That thing quite disgusts me and I don't wish to look at it. Won't you please shoo it away for me?" So I suppose that I am a bit proud that my little boy might just have some testosterone in him after all.

I have no intention of getting anywhere near it, however, since, in the words of our girl Carrie Bradshaw: "Yeah, it's a squirrel, but aren't they just rats with cuter outfits?"

6 comments:

  1. Our Girl Carrie!!!! Rats by another name would still be rats!
    I so enjoy your Blog and Stewie is my hero...

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  2. Go, Stewey!

    Coni, I enjoy your writing and stitchy-adventures so much that I've included you on my "favorite sites" list on my own blog, even though it's about books and not stitching. (I only manage about one cross-stitch project a year, but I live vicariously through you!) Hope that's OK.
    Regards,
    Karen
    www.bookishnyc.typepad.com

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  3. Coni, let Stewie keep that thing out of your house. I had some make a nest in my attic last spring and thought I would never get them out. I trapped one, well I had help, but I had to put on my big girl panties and go up in the attic by myself at 10:00 pm to bring the cage down and put it outside. I could hear that thing in the attaic above my bedroom and it creeped me out so I had to get it out! It took weeks of covering up their hole and having some still inside, so opening it up so they could/would get out (and they don't cooperate) before the last one was gone! Squirrels need to learn that their place is in a tree!

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  4. It is a beautiful picture.
    Stewey's attitude reminds me of Cookie's : a rat had actually found its way into our waqhing room... Yuk. We found out only thanks to our lovely (girl) dog.

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  5. The nerve of that pesky squirrel trespassing on Stewey's private property. Interloper!

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  6. Who can resist Stewey?? Come check out Evil Puppy on my blog when you have time :)

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