The almost true exploits of an intrepid spinster and her stitching...and all of the things that make up her crazy, happy, quiet little life.
Aug 31, 2024
Aug 30, 2024
Aug 27, 2024
I LOVE FALL MOST OF ALL
I'm Spinstering for the next two weeks, so that means stitching all the things and watching all the things. Last night I played with Emily Call's "Thankful, Grateful, Blessed" while watching Brideshead Revisited, a documentary about Elizabeth Taylor, and Stitcherista on the YouTubes.
Today has dawned sunny and hot, and I am definitely staying inside to cool confines of CS2 with much more of the same.
What's new with you, Dearies?
Aug 25, 2024
Aug 23, 2024
GOOD MORNING FROM NOTRE DAME
I forget how pretty my school is sometimes...even the stadium. I guess that means I should come over more often and walk a bit and look around.
Aug 21, 2024
HEY SPINSTER STITCHER! WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS FREAKIN' BLISS?
If you've been reading this silly little blog for any length of time, you know a LOT about Yours Truly. Probably more than you want to know, but no amount of eyeball scrubbing or brain de-programming will allow you to un-know it.
For more years than I care to remember, I have flitted about from thing to thing or gadget to gadget or group to group or web page to web page like the proverbial 300-pound hummingbird in search of Stitchy Peace, Planner Peace, Book Peace, Food Peace....or any other kind of Peace that will quell my impulse to over-think and over-worry the joy right out of everything.
I'm not quite there yet in the Stitchy Peace department (and not even remotely in the same universe of the others), but one thing I know for sure is that kitting up a project with pretty things, useful tools, and a ton of coordinated crap makes me insanely happy!
Mrs Parkman at Hands Across The Sea Samplers just posted a FlossTube video about this very thing, and what struck me about it was the sense of happiness I felt listening to her describe her ritual for kitting up her next project. Her "pretties" and gear are in a different stratosphere than mine, to be sure, but I completely related to her joy while displaying, describing, and using her beautiful tools and treasures.
So from now on I'm going to pay particular attention to the assembling of my little kits, and take a minute to enjoy the things in them. I have been the recipient of so many beautiful bits and bobs that I use every day, and I love sending a little prayer and happy vibe out into the world to the people that sent them.
Last night's Guild meeting was wonderful, but (as usual) I am pretty sure I sucked the oxygen out of the room again. I'm really trying to get better at not doing that, but I get so excited to be around my GL's that I forget how to act.
Must remedy that.
Cheers to Wednesday! What's giving you oxygen today? Come tell me all about it!
Aug 20, 2024
ENOUGH WITH THE COWS ALREADY!
Aug 19, 2024
THE OFFENDING IMAGE
I guess I'm more dense than even I am willing to admit, Dearies. This is the image that I posted that caused all of the consternation of several Betties that scolded me via email.
Can somebody explain it to me?
Aug 18, 2024
DAISY CHAIN FEE NEE
CAN'T A SPINSTER POST A PICTURE OF A COW DRINKING COFFEE WITHOUT DRAMA?
Geeze, Louise.
I apologize, Dearies.
I posted what I thought was a cute picture of a cow drinking coffee, but apparently I didn't really LOOK at the picture of the cow drinking coffee.
If anybody was offended, I really do offer you my sincerest "I'm so sorry".
Aug 17, 2024
Aug 16, 2024
WHERE'S KATHERINE GRAHAM WHEN YOU NEED HER?
Well, I knew it would happen eventually, but I am no longer able to receive a printed newspaper delivered to my door each day. And to add insult to this terrible "we're going to drag you out of your 1954 lifestyle by your hair" thing, I am no longer able to receive the New York Times Sunday edition delivered to my door either.
"Read it online", they say. "It will only cost you $1 a week".
Sorry, Gens Z, Y, ABC or whomever now runs my entire life...I want a newspaper. Real. Live. Printed. Paper. And I want it to be delivered at about 7am by a freckle-faced kid on a bicycle who will toss it up the stairs so that it lands with a satisfying THUMP on my H(heart)ME doormat that I scored at the Targets for seven dollars.
I want to remove said paper from the plastic bag that I will save for potty trips outside (even though Stewey has been dead for eight years) and take it to the kitchen table, where I will devour every word of it with my PopTart and 40oz cup of steaming damn good with Truvia and a splash of half and half, and then I want to find my special click-y pen that writes in the perfect shade of electric blue, and I want to do the Celebrity Crypto-quip, the Jumble, and the Sudoko while simultaneously reading Rich's horoscope to him and checking out what Snoopy is up to.
I want to page through Sunday circulars and clip coupons and recipes and learn about chili suppers and fish fries taking place at the VFW, and see pictures of high school kids doing amazing and wonderful things. I want to read the weather report for the week, roll my eyes over some crazy letter to the editor, and then I want to read the obituaries so that I can complain that they aren't HALF as good as they were when I was writing them, and then I'll close the damn thing and put it in the big basket of other newspapers that I've read and it will stay there until the pile threatens to topple over and I find a clear bag to stuff them into for the recycling pick up.
As for the Sunday Times...well, that was my box of chocolates for the week. I would read a section or two each day, saving the Book Review section for Saturdays so I could pour over it with the same enthusiasm I used to give Speed Racer and Rocky and Bullwinkle, and every year I promised myself that this would be the year that I read my way through the best-seller's list, one week at a time. I read the tiny love stories and the little quips about life in New York, and when I turned the page to the Vows section I held my breath a little to see if the featured couple was somebody I knew. (It never was).
I realize that the world changes and life moves on differently now, but tapping an iPad and swiping right or left or up or down just doesn't hold the same appeal as holding that physical paper in your hand, just like an e-book is never going to give me a page-turning fix.
Read it online?
Nope.
Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to fluff the bouffant and get dinner on the table. Thank you for letting me vent, Dearies. I hope your weekend is wonderful and that your needle flies and your paper thumps and all of the things that make you happy happen exactly when you want them to! Come tell me all about it!
Aug 15, 2024
ON TO THE BORDER!
Aug 13, 2024
Aug 10, 2024
BLOSSOM TIME FEE NEE
Aug 9, 2024
Aug 7, 2024
RECOVERY DAY
After a good long sleep, several big hot cups of damn good, a sensible breakfast/lunch, and a splosh in the pool, I'm showered and in pajamas and ready to settle in with some more Blossom Time.
I really have no earthly idea what day it is or what we're having for dinner or whether or not I have anything on a list of stuff to do someplace, but I am happily oblivious and not looking to disrupt the quiet that has filled my tiny little brain....at least not for the moment.
How are you?
Aug 6, 2024
SPINSTER'S LOG...DONALDSON...ADIEU
Aug 5, 2024
SPINSTER'S LOG...DONALDSON...DAY THREE
Aug 4, 2024
SPINSTER'S LOG...DONALDSON...DAY TWO
I only have one rule at Donaldson.
As soon as my bleary eyes open, I send a text to Miss Charlene to announce that I am, in fact, still alive. This rule became necessary when it was discovered that I have a propensity for sleeping in and missing breakfast (which is promptly served at 8:15, thankyouverymuch).
I find that hour of the day completely uncivilized for anything but a roll-over and a conclusion of sleeping, so I am free to lounge and loaf about at will, provided I let Charlene know that I am accounted for and not out causing havoc.
After my "I'm alive" announcement, I made my way to the stitching room for the day's fun.
My project of choice for the day was Blossom Time from Kathy Reese...Needle Delights Originals. This was a class that I was supposed to take back in April, but alas, I had to have kidney time down in Indy instead.
I spent the majority of the day establishing borders and staying away from the snack table.
Our evening fun was a "get to know you" game in which we shared something interesting about ourselves.
Dearies...I am, as usual, utterly gobsmacked. These women are so utterly amazingly fabulous that I go back to my little room/compartment every might and feel better and smarter for just having been around them. They are moms and grandmas and aunts and sisters and daughters, to be sure, but they are also teachers and nurses and chemists and bankers and lawyers and business owners and creators, and philanthropists and...
But the fun part is learning that they also fly hot air balloons and are National Jigsaw Puzzle champions and are travelers to all parts of the globe and are retired weapons experts and media specialists and music teachers and ice skaters, synchronized swimmers, and collegiate basketball players.
You know how they do flashbacks in movies, and a character tells their story and a younger version of that character appears with the older voice narrating? Well, I swear that as each of the ladies stood and introduced themselves and told that interesting fact about themselves, I could "see" them at nine, or twenty- six, or thirty, or fifty...seeing them outside of their life as a stitcher/quilter/beader, etc.
I know, I know. I'm waxing poetic.
But I love this place.
Before I go, a quick tour of my room/compartment:
Oh....and where I ended with my Blossom Time before bed last night:
Happy Sunday!What's making you wax poetic today?
Aug 3, 2024
IN WHICH I GO TO DONALDSON AND JOIN A REBEL STITCHING GANG 😳
See these lovely ladies? They don't look like trouble, but I can assure you, that if left alone with them for any length of time, they will enlist you in all kinds of shenanagins.
Day One here at Donaldson doesn't include meals, so we gathered for a pot-luck lunch of air-fryer pizzas. Miss Charlene and I toted our respective air fryers along, and we were cooking our little hearts out when we apparently blew a fuse in the outlet we were using.
So I did what any rational human person would do. I perched my 400 degree hot as the surface of the sun air fryer atop a plastic trash can with ridiculously flammable plastic bin liner for good measure and air-fried my little heart out.
(Note the handy fire blanket within proximity.)
I decided to up my gear game this year, so did some amazon-ing before hand to grab a few things for my stitchy spot:
I received a request from Betty (another Betty...not the bad Betty...a good Betty) to show my room/compartment. I'll do that later, since it's already going on 10:15 and I am still in my room/compartment enjoying a post-shower cool down!
Cheers, Dearies! What fun are you having today? Come tell me all about it!
Aug 1, 2024
OFF TO DONALDSON WE GO!
It's that time again, Dearies! Tomorrow morning, JB will drive me to Ancilla College's Lindenwood Retreat Center for the annual Donaldson Retreat.
My stitchy bags are packed, of course. Raise your hand if you always pack your stitchy bags first, your food/beverage bags second, and your clothes third.
I have a rolling bag full of my stitchy gear and a huge tote bag full of stitchy projects. It took me the entire morning to futz around with them, but I think I finally settled on a nice selection of cross stitch and counted canvas pieces to keep me occupied. I also included a SueSpargo kit, since I decided to try to learn something new this time, and wool felt appliqué seemed just about perfect.
My food and beverage bag is simple. Cold brew and creamer, bananas and PopTarts (since I usually miss breakfast), the air fryer (for a little pot-luck lunch that four of us do tomorrow), dessert for the pot-luck, and my contribution to the snack table.
Guess what I'm taking?
Normally, I try to find the most decadent, wonderful, salty, sweet, fattening, crazy-good thing I can find, and then I spend four days trying to stay away from it and all of the other incredible goodies the ladies provide.
This year...a new leaf for me.
Apples!
I have two big bags of lovely apples from the Costco that I'm going to offer as an alternative snack option, and if I manage to eat them instead of the other things laid before me, we're going to celebrate the win with a little dance.
One last dinner to prepare tonight, and then it's off to bed early so I can be fresh as a daisy for the shenanagins to come!
Happy Thursday!