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Stewey and I have started a new tradition here at Chez Spinster. I was sitting in the Happy Chair yesterday, quite bleary-eyed and in great ...

Whew! What a whirlwind these last few days have been! Did ya miss me? Huh? Huh? Did ya? Aunt Chrissy turned 40 and I turned 45 without so mu...

My mom can't come to the blog right now. She's just returned from the beauty shop, where she got a full 18 inches of her hair cut of...

The spinster can't come to the blog right now. She and her wacky little family have all departed for Spring Break... Bosco was last seen...

My mom can't come to the blog right now. I blame this fact on TLC's "Extreme Couponing", which captivated both she and Aun...

I don't know a damn thing about basketball. I am, after all, short and the approximate girth of a garden shed, and "lightness of fo...

I seem to be walking around into things today. I think it has to do with the fact that the weather peoples here in Hoosierville jumped up an...

Looks like Little Mr. FussPot is trying something new with his 'do. After all of that organizing yesterday, not one stitch was applied....

Stewey has decided to implement a new grading system here at Chez Spinster. Each evening, as we tuck ourselves into the big girl sleigh bed ...

My mom can't come to the blog right now. She's laid up in the Happy Chair with a cold compress on her head and a bottle of Tylenol s...

They say that curiosity killed the cat, but I'm hoping that it's not quite that lethal to a poor unsuspecting spinster living in Hoo...

It was time to move the q-snaps on Spring Quakers , so I decided to give it a quick pressing with Ye Olde Iron. For almost every other stit...

My mom can't come to the blog right now. She's stomping around the house muttering to herself while gathering up anything and everyt...

And somtimes it does not....(cue the sound of crickets chirping)

Stewey and I have been lounging in the sun all morning. (Well, OK. Stewey has been lounging in the sun and I have been pushing my brand spa...

OK, before we get down to the brass tacks, a few items of housekeeping: Dear Stitchy Friend Alissa wrote to me with the sad news that a pair...

1. Movie idea: A portly, yet lovable spinster from the Midwest moves to Hollywood to pursue her dream of writing for a hit TV show. In despe...

My mom can't come to the blog right now. I've decided to limit her exposure to the world in an effort to get her head out of her he...

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for putting up with me and my rants. I'm not sure when it happened exactly, but my threshold for bulls...

*****WARNING*****: The following post contains a level of profanity heretofore not seen on this here blog. This post has NOT been edited f...