Jan 9, 2018

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A FEW BRAIN CELLS MAKE...


The conversation pre-dialysis:

JB: What are you doing on your iPad, Honey?
SS: Looking at pretty pictures of stitching and puppies.




The conversation post-dialysis:

JB: What are you doing on your iPad, Honey?
SS: I'm managing my brand across multiple platforms by optimizing the key demographic response rate by engaging the core constituency of my message.

(And no...before you ask...I haven't one single solitary clue as to what any of that meant, but getting out if bed today (as compared to yesterday) is comparable to getting into a 1971 Ford Pinto with three wheels and a cinder block carrying a trunk full of match books to climbing into the cockpit of a Virgin Atlantic super sonic jet loaded with champagne and Jeffrey Dean Morgan impersonators.)

Holy. Crap.

30 comments:

  1. What a little bit of clean blood can do for a person! Can you imagine what you'll be like once you get used to the procedure?

    You go girl...you're rocking it!!

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  2. If I'm keeping up with you I think that's all good news!! Woohoo to you!!!!!! Happy 2018!!!

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  3. Sooo I’m guessing you feel a bit better! Yay!!! So glad. Things are looking up! Prayers continuing.... hugs!

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  4. Fantastic. So happy for you, from one of your engaged core constituents. Pretty pictures, puppies and kittens do it for me.
    Cluck cluck to the old hens.

    Prayers continue......

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  5. Best news ever.

    Deb

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  6. Hey, I heard a story this morning on the way to work from a local radio station. This guy needing a kidney transplant when to DisneyWorld with his family. One day he wore a shirt that said "Need an O Positive Kidney" and had a phone number. A random stranger took a pic without the guy knowing and posted it on face book, and it was shared over and over. Out of the blue a stranger calls the guy needing a kidney and offers to be his donor.

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  7. YES (fist pump)!!
    Continued prayers🙏
    Baa

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  8. That sounds terrific! Whatever it all means, it sounds like you’re in overdrive and feeling good!

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  9. Wow!! That must feel fantastic! Maybe we can see some stitching pix soon?

    Susan Anonymouse

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  10. I’m so happy things are finally going well. I can’t think of anyone who deserves good luck more.

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  11. Great news! Glad you're feeling better.

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  12. That is sa-weet!!!! Keep up the good work! By the way, I filled out the donor form on the IU website you gave. It was really easy. Hope we're a match!<3

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  13. By the next post session they will not be impersonators
    but making way for the man himself.. Even JB will understand....

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  14. It’s about damn time! So happy to hear this!

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  15. Glad to hear you are feeling better!

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  16. So you're feeling much better??? Awesome.

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  17. Finally!! Yes!!

    Debbie in Kansas

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  18. Oh good, I've been praying for you.

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  19. Yea, Coni!! What wonderful news to read this morning.

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