Jul 18, 2017

THERE I GO AGAIN...MAKING LEMONADE

So I had a thought...

If God/the universe never gives us more than we can handle, then He/She/it must think I'm freaking Wonder Woman.

(I always wanted to be Wonder Woman.  I used to twirl around banging my little jelly bracelets together, but all that ever achieved was an upchuck of my baloney sandwich and oddly shaped bruises that made my mother wonder what the heck I was up to now.)

Tomorrow I am going to visit with my family doctor, who will most definitely call the entire team to rally round the conference table once again in support of the Spinster.  I am positively determined to go to transplant in the Fall, so if they tell me to stand on my head and spit wooden nickels, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

(But, in closing, can I just point out that this latest episode of unwellness is coming right on the heels of me being a model patient for the last two weeks?  I swear, as God is my witness, I'm going to get a pack of smokes, a bottle of tequilla, and a denim mini skirt and go party my heiney off like it's 1987, and we'll see if I don't feel a thousand percent better than the idiot health nut who has been drinking her filtered water, eating organic crap, and resting herself like crazy for the better part of ten years.)

Just kidding.

Besides...I don't think there's enough denim in the world to make this beefy gal a mini skirt, and even if there was...nobody needs to see that.

OK, back to stitching and drinking my filtered water.  If I get really crazy, I might even contemplate a little Jello.

Oey.


15 comments:

  1. Wishing you well at appointment...keeping you in my thoughts & prayers....😘🌷

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  2. I wish I had inspiring words for you but that's not my forte! I CAN send you thoughts and prayers and I'm sending them every day.

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  3. Oh Coni, this will pass. I hope your appointment with the family doctor tomorrow is a good one. Keep up the good work on eating healthier and resting when needed! Thinking of you!

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  4. Keeping good thoughts for you & your doctors tomorrow, and prayers continue for you..... along with hugs!

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  5. Sending prayers! 🌷⚘🌻🌹

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  6. I'm so happy to hear you still have your sense of humor... and me - I'm still praying. ♥ Love, hugs & prayers, Cathryn

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  7. Sending you positive vibes, good thoughts and prayers. I hope all is well at your appointment. Until then happy stitching.

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  8. Hoping for the best for you tomorrow!

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  9. Lol. Spit wooden nickels. I do believe you could pull that off!

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  10. Good luck tomorrow Coni ! I'm sure the team will come up with the right recipe to keep you on track for the Fall !

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  11. I hope your appointment goes well!

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  12. Hope everything settles down and you feel better. xx

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  13. Never lose that sense of humor. It keeps us going in the worst of times. Good luck with the appointment and I hope you do not get any splinters from those pesky wooden nickels!

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  14. You are Wonder Woman, whether you think so or not :) Hope those doctors are able to get you as well as they can considering everything you are dealing with. xo

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  15. Prayers that doctor consultation will still be positive.

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