I can blow dry said hair and get dressed, as long as I use my right arm and wear slip on shoes.
I can stop for gas and get a little car wash, but I have to close my eyes and think happy thoughts in the car wash or I will have a full-on Tony Soprano panic attack.
I can drive to the grocery, get a little cart, and pick up a few items, but I have to remember that it is not a race and the grocery is the approximate size of Delaware.
I can load said groceries into the car, drive them home, unload them, and put them away.
I can make hot dogs and tater tots for dinner and enjoy them like any self-respecting twelve year old can.
I can light the fire, change back into jams, hit the Happy Chair, and watch bad TeeVee while drooling into the magic blanket.
And, most importantly, I learned....
I CANNOT DO ALL OF THESE THINGS ON THE SAME DAY!
Too, too much. Once again, I overdid it and must now pay the consequesces. Silly, silly spinster. You just haven't learned how to pace yourself.
I'm in the Happy Chair with my coffee and newspaper and methinks I will stay here for the duration!
Hope your Thursday is...educational.