Feb 10, 2017

BY WAY OF FURTHER EXPLANATION ABOUT BUZZY...

OK, dearies...I'm sorry to have confused you and gotten things excited.

Buzzy is the name that I've given to my AV fistula.  A fistula is created to allow a bigger/stronger vessel for hemo-dialysis.  In my case, the incision is in the inner bend of my left elbow, and the actual fistula area is just above the bend on the inside of my arm.  As the blood flows through this new pipe, you can feel a "buzzing" sensation....called the thrill.

I'm happy to show a picture...but WARNING!!!  NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL VIEWERS!!

Look away, Betty!  Look away!

'Scuse the striations on my arm, please.  I am covered with terrible stretch marks from the Prednisone incident if 1999 in which I gained 200 pounds in three months and there was not enough cocoa butter in the world to prevent me looking like a circus freak for the rest of my life.

Also..the discoloration across the scar is actually the Betadine that is still on the clear plastic tape that goes across the wound.  When I came home from surgery, I thought they had actually given me a spray tan because my entire left side was dyed bright orange!

Oh, and finally...no bandages or dressings or stitches to contend with, so I was able to shower the very next day!  Just can't soak in a tub until next week...counting down the days!

So that's Buzzy...here to stay and hopefully do his thing until Spare Parts and I are able to head to Indy for testing and transplant.

29 comments:

  1. Coni darling you do not look like a circus freak you are colorful & beautiful. Does buzzy tingle? As long as you'll still be able to stitch your gonna be just fine.
    Blessings Baa

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  2. Oh God I had no idea that it look would so bloody look awful. I hope you are in no pain.Are you stitching with the other hand?

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  3. Oh God I had no idea that it look would so bloody look awful. I hope you are in no pain.Are you stitching with the other hand?

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  4. Well my dear, I could throw out the old no pain no gain drivel, but I will spare you the tripe. Just take care, take it easy, take life at a comfortable pace and know that there are a legion of Spinster fans sending prayers and good thoughts your way!

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  5. Yikes! I hope you are feeling better every day, Coni.

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  6. Oh Coni, that looks so painful! Hoping it heals quickly and does what it's supposed to.

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  7. OK. I've regained consciousness. Coni I seriously hope that the pain is not as bad as it looks.

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  8. You are such a trooper!! I would be milking that beat up arm for all it's worth!!LOL Seriously, though, you are such a blessing to everyone with your wonderful sense of humor and your talent for writing - you should really think about doing some humorous writings; you would be terrific. Hang in there and just know that your blog followers think of you often and pray for improve health for you. We are here whenever you need to shout, cry, laugh, or whatever you need. Have a cozy and relaxed weekend; snuggle up in front of the fire with your blanket. Hugs and prayers..............

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  9. You sit in your happy chair under the magic blanket and take it easy.

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  10. Well, you certainly led us down a path.....but it is good that you shared. You are very brave and I know all will be well. No wonder your arm is sore! Wrap up in the magic blanket and take it easy...When will dialysis start? We need to know...

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  11. Wow! That's what happens when you miss a day. Hope all goes smoothly. At any rate we're with you and 'Buzzy' for the long haul. Please take care of yourself Coni. :) Hugs & Prayers, Cathryn

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  12. Your positive outlook is amazing. If I ever need you for my personal cheerleader will you come? You are incredible! GO YOU!!

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  13. Interesting! I always learn something from you, Spinster, whether it is medical, stitching or just where to find a magic blanket. Keep up the good work and feel better soon. And buy champagne, nice scented candles and some very expensive bubble bath as accessorites for that nice long tub soak.

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  14. OMG Coni! What you've been through already! You are SO brave and an inspiration to us all. God bless you! xx

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  15. Hang in there! We're rooting for you.

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  16. Oh Coni. Please take care. Healing is a rough process.

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  17. Don't overdo it Coni. Hang out in the happy chair and let that arm heal so it can do its job flawlessly.

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  18. I kind of suspected Buzzy had something to do with your
    new procedure or we would have had a portrait of a new pet...Nonetheless, you still touched the funny bone of your fans. Bless your heart, our Coni, you are amazing
    and we are rooting and praying you through. Keep yourself
    nourished and snuggled in the magic blanket...You deserve a magnum to accompany that melting bath.

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  19. I had it figured out by the 2nd sentence. But, no wonder you have been in pain, that is quite a procedure. Hoping Buzzy heals up nicely and gives you your arm back!

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  20. Oh my Coni! I had no idea you how wounded you were! But I have to say I laughed out loud when you told Betty to look away. Ha!!

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  21. Coni, it's been along time since I've been here and I see I have a lot of catching up to do,and fro what I see many tears are in store. But here you are as always showing the world how to move forward with grace, courage and humor! I don't say this lightly but you are my hero! I pray for half your spirit and grit. I was a dialysis nurse for about 4 years in the 80's and must say never heard anyone name their fistula but if they did buzzy would have been number 1! Great to hear it has a strong buzz! Protect that arm don't let any blood pressures or blood draws be done on that arm-OK nurse hat off-fan girl hat back on! Take care my prayers are with you!

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  22. I've missed a bit of blog-reading too so have been playing catch-up. I agree with what Jinxsmom said above. (Except that I'm not a nurse.) Hang in there and you're in my prayers.

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  23. You are amazing, I love that you have given that critical area a name. Your attitude is amazing!

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  24. I'm so sorry your going through this. Hugs.

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  25. Buzzy sounds like the perfect name for your fistula.

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  26. Well you certainly know who has the dirtiest minds around here now!

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