Today is mammogram day.
This means that I am frantically fishing through the closet for something suitable to wear. As much as I would love to just throw a coat over my pajamas, I'm pretty sure that the nice people out there in Hoosierville haven't done anything to deserve that.
Besides...this is the one day a year that the girls get to see the light of day and go on a little adventure and ride a special ride in the radiology amusement park, so I want them to feel suitably festive for the occasion.
So underpants and bra it is. And, if my expedition proves sucessful in the depths of the closet, I might even find a nice sweater and some clean jeans to complete the ensemble.
Don't worry, kids. All manner of things shall be well.
And afterwards I'll buy the girls a Happy Meal!