Jan 5, 2016

HIS NAME IS BOSCO

The addition to the little goat rodeo we call a family (Stewey and I) is Bosco Oliver Willowswamp.  He is 10 years old and is staying with us until his mother (my ex sister) comes back from wherever the hell it is she decided to go.

Bosco and Stewey are actual cousins because Bosco's father, Catfish Hunter and Stewey's mother, Headley are brother and sister.  All hail from the lovely confines of Willowswamp Farm in Ligonier, Indiana which you can access through a corn field if you're stupid like me and miss the turn.

Stewey and Bosco don't get along well, I'm afraid.  Bosco just wants to be loved and Stewey just wants world domination.  Together, they are a recipe for spinster disaster, but somebody needed to be the adult and live her life responsibly and it might as well have been me.

#mysisterisajackassandwilllivetoregretallofthissomedaybutinthemeantimeiamanonlychild

18 comments:

  1. Oh my, two terriers full time. A girlfriend of mine has four and calls them The Terrorists. (with capital Ts) lol Please don't go crazy trying to keep up with them.

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  2. I always get such a giggle from your humor! I'm a Jack Russell mom also, so I really like "Terrorist".

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  3. Irish Jack Mom here too...they are a funny bunch of terrorists aren't they? We call our girl "The Little General"
    Love the post
    Hugs

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  4. And they take their Mama's very seriously, thank you very much LOL, and do NOT like to share...but that face on Bosco is just too sweet.

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  5. Oh Coni, let Stewey do the world domination thing and love on Bosco. They are both cuties!

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  6. That's the greatest # I have ever read.

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  7. I am sure I would have ended up taking the corn field route too. haha. And Bosco is just as cute as his cousin!

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  8. Coni, your hash tag had me lol'ing here at work! Very nice post. Thanks for sharing your humor.

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  9. He's so cute!Love your hashtag! lol

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  10. While Stewey owns my heart, Bosco is adorable!

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  11. Thanks for solving the mystery of the additional dog! My heart is going out to you for the sister troubles and at the same time, I'm laughing at that #.

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  12. My Jack was Princess and she was! Sad to say she crossed the Rainbow Bridge, she was always my baby! Miss her, enjoy the love you get from both.

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  13. How did she have the nerve to ask you to keep Bosco? Sorry, I would have told to her to spend her money and place Bosco in a luxury pet resort. Our dog goes to a place where she has a TV, a window, a doggie door that goes out into her private play area. I have factor pet resort into the cost of our vacation because of the expense.

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  14. I also LOVE the #. Hugs,

    Debbie in Kansas

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  15. You are to be commended for being a caring aunt to Bosco, and a caring sister to, well, your sister. She may not appreciate it now, but some day she will. I have a Boston Terrier (also a Terrorist) who came my way via family drama. I have 3 other dogs, so Dexter makes 4. I have a dog rodeo!

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