Welcome back to prime time coverage of the Spinster Stitcher Stitching Olympics. I'm your host, Stewey Willowswamp, coming to you live from Happy Chair Stadium.
Well, it's been a rough week for our competitor. Project selection and preparation went smoothly, but in the initial time trials, she faltered, stumbled, tripped, and then fell face first:
What can I say, folks? The sheer disappointment of such a meagre attempt ths far has made our contender, the crowd, and the judges very restless.
Fortunately, coaches were called in and a plan was assembled:
Obviously, this blueprint should have been in place well before the Opening Ceremonies, but it would seem that our contender was more interested in eating Trisha Yearwood's Charleston Cheese Dip than she was concerned with training. A costly, costly mistake indeed.
As our next week of competition begins, we'll see if our stitch-lete can overcome such a huge obstacle, gain momentum, and finish with some modicum of dignity. It will be difficult, to be sure, but a chance of Olympic gold should provide the necessary motivation to push forward.
Until then, I bid you a good evening. Please join us again soon on this channel for full coverage. Thank you for watching. Good night.