Mar 18, 2011

SPRING COMES SLOWLY TO SPINSTERS CORNERS

Stewey and I have been lounging in the sun all morning. (Well, OK. Stewey has been lounging in the sun and I have been pushing my brand spanky new Swiffer around the hardwoods (Can I get a big WOO HOO from the congregation, please?).

It seems that Spring has started to creep slowly into the daily happenings here in Hoosierville, but I'm not going to be one bit surprised if/when we get another seven feet of s-n-o-w to cover up all of the mushy brown grass. I'm thinking that May is probably when we'll break out the warm weather wardrobe.

This, of course, gives me plenty of time to panic over my lack of a suitable uniform to get me through the hotter days ahead. I have issues. Clearly. I do. But would it be too much to ask the world's manufacturers of womens' clothings to come up with a cute top that doesn't involve the exposure of my upper arms? Can I GET a 3/4 length sleeve, please?

I'm thinking that I'm going to go Ina this year and get me some lovely blouses that I can wear with cute black pants and be done with it. I read that Ina has her blouses custom tailored in London, but that's not going to deter me from coming up with something similar from the local Fashion Bug. God help me.

Stewey and I have been stitching and movie viewing these last few nights. On Wednesday, we watched The Time Traveler's Wife, but I had to stop the recorder thingie about every ten minutes to ask him what the heck was going on. (Needless to say, the King was not amused). He finally got so frustrated with my total inability to follow the plot that he went into his fort, rummaged around in his library, and came out with the novel clutched in his little paws. "Mo-ther, if you don't shut up and let me finish watching this movie, I'm going to lock you in the laundry room, where I hope you will feel compelled to read the book and do a load of whites."

Appropriately chagrined, I continued watching in complete silence but never did understand it. Nor did I understand last night's movie: The Ghost Writer. For this one, I seemed to be more fixatated on the accents of Pierce Brosnan and Kim Cattral than the actual plot. Why was he trying to sound like Prince Charles? Why couldn't he have had the same accent that he did in The Thomas Crown Affair? Isn't Kim Cattral originally from the UK? Why does she sound like Samantha Jones, but not quite, and yet not quite like she is actually from the UK?

These, and other things had me totally distracted to the point that I couldn't think about anything other than the fact that everybody looked very very cold.

(Note to self before I go off on some other crazy tangent: Why is Stewey in possession of so many books if he is also in possession of a Kindle? Shouldn't the Kindle preclude any further charges on his AMEX card at the Barnes & Noble? Does he have a shopping problem? Is he secretly sneaking out of the house at night to hang out at the mall...drinking coffee and getting up to God knows what with other like-minded youth? Must check this out. If for no other reason than to get my Kindle back so that I can start reading something other than the daily Peanuts cartoon on my little desk calendar.)

Spring Quakers continues and I still love every moment that I spend with it. Based upon my very un-scientific estimates, I think I am almost half-way through this one, so there is a stunning chance that I might actually finish it before the end of the year. Besides, I have visions of finishing this and then taking it and its cousin (Quaker Diamonds) over to the Michaels for some framing.

That does it for today. As soon as I'm finished with the Swiffering I'm going to think about tackling the guest room closet. Before I do, though, I need to find a rope long enough to tie around my waist in the event that I am lost forever in the enormous pile of crap that seems to have accumulated in there. That way, Aunt Chrissy will be able to save me from myself when she comes over for her evening "I just want to make sure you haven't done anything stupid today and that you aren't draped dramatically over the edge of the bathtub whimpering "I've fallen and I can't get up" to the imaginary cameras).

(I'm sorry that I don't take my projects off of their q-snaps before photographing, but once I get those suckers on there in a semi-straight fashion, I'm not likely to move anything for fear that we'll go all cockeyed again. So please forgive me and use your imagination.)

23 comments:

  1. Coni - your Quakers project is causing great envy within me!!! I should be a kind-hearted person, and say "Oh, it's lovely!" But, alas, I cannot! My very core is saying, "Darn her! That's gorgeous! I'd better get to stitching!"
    Speaking of which, I stitched to GHOST WRITER last weekend... lost interest in the plot, but liked looking up at the Eye Candy!
    Cheers!
    Sally

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  2. Have you tried Chicos? I like their tees--short sleeve comes to the elbow, and I have a whole collection of their 3/4 sleeve tees. Kim Catrall is Canadian which means she always has a neither here nor there accent (don't tell the Canadians I said that).

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  3. Spring Quaker is lovely! I have it in my pile to do! I understand about the cock-eyed piece in a Q-Snap, it drives me mad too! Really....you didn't get Time Travellers Wife? Watch it again...I found it very sad!

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  4. Great progress on your Spring Quaker. Gorgeous!

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  5. I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one that leaves my projects in q-snaps because of my inability to get them straight more than once.

    I thought it was just me and my crooked eyes.

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  6. Good luck with the summer wardrobe Coni. You do have a little time. Love the Quaker, it looks fantastic even in q snaps.

    I heard that Anna. I have purposely cultivated a Southern accent to avoid getting giggled at for saying words "funny".

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  7. I really love your Spring Quaker. It is such a lovely design. I have troubles with the q-snaps as well. I think it is wonderful that you can stitch while watching a movie. Best I can do is have my Itouch playing me some music while I stitch. Obviously too single minded.

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  8. Spring Quakers is GORgeous!!! It's next on my list of "To Do" projects, and immediately afterward, I'll tackle Quaker Diamonds. Thanks for keeping us posted on your progress....makes me drool!

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  9. I totally loved The Time Traveler's Wife, but I did read the book before watching the movie. Your WIP looks great! I never take my project off the Qsnap while I am working on it. Like you, once it's on, it's on until the end. Stewey may be involved in a secret book club. Do keep us posted.

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  10. I hear you on the clothing. I would also like to know how clothing companies think that the larger the woman, the taller she must be? I'm tired of finding shirts that go down to my knees!

    Your project is so beautiful! :) I also keep my projects on Qsnaps all the time. Too much hassle to keep taking them on and off, especially if I only have a few minutes to get a stitch in!

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  11. You keep doing this to me...first Quaker Diamonds, now Quaker Spring! This too is now a must have for me!

    Soon I will get back to stitching for me (sigh)

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  12. Quaker Spring is beautiful!!

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  13. I don't mind the Q-snaps! LOL! I understand totally. Quaker Spring is gorgeous!

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  14. Love the Spring Quakers ... and I just watched Ghost Writer too. Kim Catrall is from Liverpool - the show "Who Do You Think You Are" just did an episode where she tries to find out what happened to her grandfather... it was pretty interesting, and not the usual "you are descended from greatness" that most of the stories have been. Anyway, with Ghost Writer all I could think was all the US and London stuff was actually shot in Germany, because Polanski didn't want to get arrested.

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  15. Let me know if you find any tops with elbow length sleeves.. I have been looking here in Bama. They think we all want to go sleeveless or cap sleeves. I have bat wings as upper arms! Your Spring Quaker looks beautiful ! Good luck on the top hunt!! lol

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  16. You are not alone with The Time Traveller's Wife...I didn't get the book!...got it out from the library as everyone was Raving about it, didn't get through it in the one month lending period...had to return it...kept a note of where I was up to and reserved it for another lend...I never did finish it...just gave up...maybe my expectations were too high from everyone going on about how fantastic the book was...I didn't even attempt the movie...

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  17. Woooo Hoooo (always cooperative). Better watch that Stewey and his credit charges. How could the little darling get into trouble at the B&N and sipping coffee. I myself think that is a bit of heaven! LOL Take care, Cathryn

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  18. I didn't understand The Time Traveller's Wife either and will have to try Ghost Writer - Pierce Brosnan could sit and read the phone book and I'd still watch :)
    Happy stitching,
    Becky

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  19. I had problems with the Time Traveller's Wife too! My daughter who was watching it with me suggested I read the book first (she had). The problem was I couldn't understand the book either!

    BTW your Spring Quaker is beautiful. I'm stitching on Quaker Diamonds which I know you have already finished.

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  20. Lovely work on Spring Quakers. What fabric are you using? And what fabric did you do Q Diamonds on?

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  21. For 3/4 length sleeves try Chico's like Anna said. And she is right, the short sleeves are elbow length too. They have shorter of course but I get my solid tops there every season. And they have them in Alabama too if you are near Birmingham anyway. I wear the 3/4 length year round at work where they keep it like a meat locker.

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  22. Coni - I'm surprised at you! Didn't you see Kim Cattral in "Who Do You Think You Are?"; the Ancestry(dot)com infomercial that plays Friday nights on NBC? She's from Canada - and they only speak a little Brit like the UK folks! BTW - I've tried Chico's and sometimes they fit, but mostly in the pants, not the tops (because there's not enough back-room for us full-figured gals), but I DO like Dress Barn. Check it out!

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  23. I have a love/hate relationship with Q-snaps lately. Can Stewey give us any tips for "loading linen" in a
    Q-snap. I am sure he has watched you many times, (perhaps shaking his head at your language). Did he take notes? I ask because you referenced getting it straight. I have Quaker Diamonds at the top of my que. I haven't done such a large piece. Any tips would be greatly appreciated.

    I always enjoy your blog! Thanks.

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