May 14, 2010

MY BABY TURNED FIVE YEARS OLD YESTERDAY (INSERT GAGGING NOISES HERE OVER THE RIDICULOUS REFERRAL TO HIM AS MY BABY)

The Master Stewey Angus Willowswamp His Very Little Self proudly announces that he is now a grown-ass adult puppytude of five. As such, he will now refrain from peeing on anything that is not Mommie approved. This, of course, is in exchange for certain new liberties that he shall henceforth be allowed in the way of TeeVee watching and overall general internet surfing.

(Oh, and by the way, Aunt Chrissy....thanks for the new $#(%* toy. He spent the better part of the evening throwing it off the bed and then giggling hysterically whenever Mommie Dearest here had to haul her fat heiney out of said bed to retrieve said toy from behind the dresser.)

Damn Aunt Chrissy.

23 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday your Royal Highness!!
    Love Karen in Australia.

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  2. A mere 35 in human terms, in your prime, dear Stewey, but as your moth-er mentioned, definitely time to stop peeing ANYWHERE but outside!

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  3. My Dearest Stewey,

    Regardless of the candles on your cake, you are 100% K-9 beefcake!! I'm putting my lips together and blowing you a big birthday kiss!

    Yours truly,

    Carmen

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  4. Happy Birthday Stewey! Live it up!

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  5. Master Stewey - I bow to your greatness on this most auspicious occasion!! Knock your socks off and have a most wonderful day!! (Now you've reached the age where you won't have to show your I.D. when the good champagne is uncorked!) :)

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  6. Happy Birthday Stewey!!

    Rory says WOOF! (Translation: CELEBRATE!)

    He also hopes you are getting lots and lots of yummy treats for your birthday.

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  7. Happy Birthday Master Stewey Willowswamp Himself!!

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  8. Happy, Happy Birthday Baby!

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  9. Happy Birthday ole boy! You best keep your word and not pee on the drapes anymore. Big boys don't do that! lol

    As for the toy, that's why I have trained my cat to go and get it herself. And she's quite good about it too. Even if she is so darn spoiled!

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  10. Happy, happy b-day to Stewey! Ya'll have been a busy bunch since I last checked in. I've missed you terribly! Love your finished projects and the Strawberry Shortcake you have going.

    I'm scared to death to start watching the Tudors! I'll be an addict for certain. I'm definitely with you on Nurse Jackie, and I'm thrilled that it's on dvd now so I can see all the episodes. Maybe the Tudors would be good for summer viewing...

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  11. Happy Birthday, Stewey! And what did you give your mo-ther for Mother's Day? I mean really, you should give the mo-ther something since she is so well trained!

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  12. Happy Birthday Master Stewey,
    May you be blessed with all the things you want. Remember your mo-ther is a special person who deserves as much love and affection as you can give (lose the cattle prod).
    Celebrate and enjoy the yummy birthday cake.

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  13. Awwww! Happy Birthday Stewey!

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  14. Happy Birthday Stewey!!! I don't know if it is possible for you to be anymore spoiled on your special day than you are any other day, but if so-enjoy!!! =)

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  15. Happy B-Day Stewey!!!!!!
    You play with your new toy all you want. ;)
    Marilyn

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  16. Happy Birthday to you, Stewey!!

    Many many more happy ones to come I am sure! :D

    Hugs and Love,
    Jennifer

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  17. Happy Birthday Stewey!!!

    Don`t worry Coni...I refer to my pets as my babies too...

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  18. Happy Birthday Stewey. I hope Mommy Dearest bought you great presents that a 35year old deserves. Hope you got a new remote and an iPhone at least. And you play with your new toy all you want.

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  19. Happy Birthday Master Stewey Angus Willowswamp His Very Little Self!

    P.S. Stewey, you can have your cake and eat it too! Play your pee right and the world is yours!

    Happy Birthday

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  20. Happy Birthday Stewey and I am sure the smoking jacket and cigars are on the way :)

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  21. Happy Belated Birthday, Stewey. I have been missing from blog land for about a month and am now reading what you have been up to. I have missed your posts.

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